Bob Weiss got the boot in Seattle.
I was all ready to make fun of Bob Weiss in this post, but then I remembered that he's probably the best coach the Hawks had since Fratello. Lon Krueger? Terry Stotts? guuuuh.
And yes, I'm including Lenny in the group of coaches Bob is better than. You don't inflict the Dominique Wilkins curse on the franchise and get remembered fondly. ("We traded Nique? While we're in first place and have good chemistry? Well who the hell did we get? We got MANNING?!?! We traded Nique for Danny Frickin Manning??? We sent the Franchise to the goddamn Clippers??? Oh, we got a draft pick too? Well, ok. That's a little bet- WHAT?!?!?!!! Nique AND a FIRST ROUNDER for DANNY FRICKIN MANNING?!?!?!!!111ONEHUNDREDELEVENTYONE" /head asplode)
At least Bob, unlike the Hawks, has managed to land on his feet with a new career.
And I also found a new phrase to yell at Pete Babcock.
/amazing what you'll find on Google...
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Good Lord
How many posts to I need to make before I get that awful inbred purple heart woman off the page??? That'll teach me to play with image hosting and then not post for 2 months.
While I think of some crap to post to bump her into oblivion, play some Web Sudoku.
While I think of some crap to post to bump her into oblivion, play some Web Sudoku.
My Kingdom for some Run Defense
First the Falcons get blown out 44-11, now the Dawgs can't stop West Virginia to save their lives. There must be something in that Georgia Dome turf.....
Update: They lost the Sugar Bowl on a fake friggin punt?? Ug. How long till spring training?
Update: They lost the Sugar Bowl on a fake friggin punt?? Ug. How long till spring training?
Sunday, January 01, 2006
You Near's Revelation
Um, New Year's Resolution for Two-Aught-Aught-Six.
I Dayf, being of unsound mind and dead sexy body, do hereby resolve the following in 2006:
1) I will post at least one a day to this shitty blog, whether I need to or not, even if I have to monkey with the time stamp like I'm doing for this post because I was too drunk on the 1st to post anything coherent, and yeah, I know this isn't coherent, but you should have seen my sorry ass on the first, and at least one of the posts this year will be worth a crap, unlike this one. And the next post doesn't count, I was gonna post it on the second but missed. Close enough for government work, anyway.
2) I will not be mean to any Gamecocks fans, as I promised the USC Drum Corps guy on the Fark thread about the phrase "hunker down" being banned by a bunch of Michigan douchebags.
3) When I'm obsessively flipping through every single preset station on my radio over and over, I resolve to always stop when a Stevie Wonder song comes on, because there ain't gonna be anything better on the radio anyway.
3a) Yeah, I know I risk having to listen to Jungle Fever or some of his later insipid crap, but how often is that stuff on the radio anyway? And even so, it's still better than anything on Star 94. I mean, what the hell is the purpose of editing out the rap parts of the Gorrilaz' Feelgood Inc? Or Green Day's Holiday? Seriously, WTF??
4) This is an election year. During a lame duck term. With scandals flying like poo in a monkey house. With 96% of the electorate completely pissed off about something. Nevertheless, asshats are still going to end up winning the election. Just like they have won every election since 1792. BC. I will accept this and not flip out like I did last time if the wrong asshats end up winning.
5)I will not care about Fitzmas, Abramoffikka, Valenrove's Day, St. Patdown DeLay, Martin Luther King Bitchslaps Ralph Reed From the Grave For Giving Christianity a Bad Name Day, Cinco de Drag Scooter Libby to the Motherfucking Chair Fry his Ass Garnish with Lettuce and Hold the Mayo, or any other holidays fapped about on the blogs linked below until one of the scoundrels, ANY scoundrel, from ANY scoundrelous affiliation, actually ends up with a jail sentence and is in the jail sitting on the jail cot and is discussing Oscar Wilde with their new cellmate Rufus.
6)I am going to thoroughly enjoy the Braves this year whether they have a winning record or not, whether they win the division or not, whether they get bounced in the 1st round or not, whether they lose game 7 of the World Series to the Damn Yankees 1-0 in the 23rd inning on a dropped third strike, two stolen bases and a balk or not, because no matter how much the haters want to complain about the lone Championship in the middle of 14 straight division championships, no one can tell me that 90% of baseball fans wouldn't give their nipples to have their team have that much success. And we still got Bobby Cox bitches, so suck it.
7) I will see V for Vendetta. Several times. Bald Padme blowin' shit up with Agent Smith. HELL yeah.
8) I will finally send Javacrucian that CD I promised last Spring. I still love listening to Eclectica.
9)I will not stay up till 3AM posting incomprehensible rants on my blog that I will end up disavowing the next morning after I read them.
10) I will not add useless items to a list just so I can pad it out to a round number.
11) I will not screw up the time stamp and have to edit this post (twice!) to fix it.
I Dayf, being of unsound mind and dead sexy body, do hereby resolve the following in 2006:
1) I will post at least one a day to this shitty blog, whether I need to or not, even if I have to monkey with the time stamp like I'm doing for this post because I was too drunk on the 1st to post anything coherent, and yeah, I know this isn't coherent, but you should have seen my sorry ass on the first, and at least one of the posts this year will be worth a crap, unlike this one. And the next post doesn't count, I was gonna post it on the second but missed. Close enough for government work, anyway.
2) I will not be mean to any Gamecocks fans, as I promised the USC Drum Corps guy on the Fark thread about the phrase "hunker down" being banned by a bunch of Michigan douchebags.
3) When I'm obsessively flipping through every single preset station on my radio over and over, I resolve to always stop when a Stevie Wonder song comes on, because there ain't gonna be anything better on the radio anyway.
3a) Yeah, I know I risk having to listen to Jungle Fever or some of his later insipid crap, but how often is that stuff on the radio anyway? And even so, it's still better than anything on Star 94. I mean, what the hell is the purpose of editing out the rap parts of the Gorrilaz' Feelgood Inc? Or Green Day's Holiday? Seriously, WTF??
4) This is an election year. During a lame duck term. With scandals flying like poo in a monkey house. With 96% of the electorate completely pissed off about something. Nevertheless, asshats are still going to end up winning the election. Just like they have won every election since 1792. BC. I will accept this and not flip out like I did last time if the wrong asshats end up winning.
5)I will not care about Fitzmas, Abramoffikka, Valenrove's Day, St. Patdown DeLay, Martin Luther King Bitchslaps Ralph Reed From the Grave For Giving Christianity a Bad Name Day, Cinco de Drag Scooter Libby to the Motherfucking Chair Fry his Ass Garnish with Lettuce and Hold the Mayo, or any other holidays fapped about on the blogs linked below until one of the scoundrels, ANY scoundrel, from ANY scoundrelous affiliation, actually ends up with a jail sentence and is in the jail sitting on the jail cot and is discussing Oscar Wilde with their new cellmate Rufus.
6)I am going to thoroughly enjoy the Braves this year whether they have a winning record or not, whether they win the division or not, whether they get bounced in the 1st round or not, whether they lose game 7 of the World Series to the Damn Yankees 1-0 in the 23rd inning on a dropped third strike, two stolen bases and a balk or not, because no matter how much the haters want to complain about the lone Championship in the middle of 14 straight division championships, no one can tell me that 90% of baseball fans wouldn't give their nipples to have their team have that much success. And we still got Bobby Cox bitches, so suck it.
7) I will see V for Vendetta. Several times. Bald Padme blowin' shit up with Agent Smith. HELL yeah.
8) I will finally send Javacrucian that CD I promised last Spring. I still love listening to Eclectica.
9)
10) I will not add useless items to a list just so I can pad it out to a round number.
11) I will not screw up the time stamp and have to edit this post (twice!) to fix it.
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Goodbye 2005
And good bloody riddance.
Here's to the new year being mostly entirely unlike the old one.
If not, at least we can all toast 2007 up in heaven with Patton Oswalt... "We died in fuckin ARMAGEDDON!!!1"
However, the year is too young to get cynical (that can wait until I wake up with a hangover at least. Here's to 2006, may the Braves get past the first round, the Falcons get 9 wins, The Hawks also get 9 wins (let's not go crazy) and all that personal stuff that I'm not stupid enough to post in a blog go right.
HAPPY FECKIN NEW YEER!!!
(ya rly)
Here's to the new year being mostly entirely unlike the old one.
If not, at least we can all toast 2007 up in heaven with Patton Oswalt... "We died in fuckin ARMAGEDDON!!!1"
However, the year is too young to get cynical (that can wait until I wake up with a hangover at least. Here's to 2006, may the Braves get past the first round, the Falcons get 9 wins, The Hawks also get 9 wins (let's not go crazy) and all that personal stuff that I'm not stupid enough to post in a blog go right.
HAPPY FECKIN NEW YEER!!!
(ya rly)
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Monday, December 19, 2005
Todd Heap
needs 1 catch for 3 yards for my fantasy team to go to the league championship game. I am down by .22 points in our playoffs and if I had started L.J. Smith and his 2 tackles I'd be sitting pretty right now. I haven't seen my opponent all day so if Todd gets Kerriganed before the game you'll know why. He can't possibly get shut out tonight, can he?
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Saturday, December 10, 2005
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