March Madness

Don't watch that, watch this!

But since it's a constitutional requirement to fill out a goddamn bracket I offer you not one, but three: one filled out using my uninterested mind, one filled out using the coin flip method (see previous post) and a third using 20-sided dice. Which will be most asccurate? Only the Shadow knows...

Final Four Using Only My Superior Intellect:
Texas
Gonzaga
UConn
Florida

Championship game = UConn over Texas

Final Four Using a VF 1982 United States Quarter, Denver Mint:
California
UCLA
Washington
Wisconsin

Championship game = UCLA over Wisconsin

Final Four Using 2 Twenty Sided Dice Swiped From a MLB Showdown Starter Game:
LSU
Bucknell
UNC
Montana

Championship game = Bucknell over UNC

Who will be teh winnar?? Who gives a crap! Just get the damn tourney over with so I can watch some damn BASEBALL!!!