Showing posts with label crippling neuroses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crippling neuroses. Show all posts

Friday, March 21, 2008

Happy Birthday

I'm not going to say whose birthday it is, because then nefarious folks will use that information to commit horrible acts of identity theft which would be financially, legally, emotionally and sexually ruinous.

Why yes, I'm paranoid. Why do you ask?

Anyway, Happy Birthday to $FRIEND. Have a good one! BUT BE CAREFUL OUT THERE FOR BOB'S SAKE

Oh, and have a good friday. Ha! I kill me.