March Madness

Don't watch that, watch this!

But since it's a constitutional requirement to fill out a goddamn bracket I offer you not one, but three: one filled out using my uninterested mind, one filled out using the coin flip method (see previous post) and a third using 20-sided dice. Which will be most asccurate? Only the Shadow knows...

Final Four Using Only My Superior Intellect:
Texas
Gonzaga
UConn
Florida

Championship game = UConn over Texas

Final Four Using a VF 1982 United States Quarter, Denver Mint:
California
UCLA
Washington
Wisconsin

Championship game = UCLA over Wisconsin

Final Four Using 2 Twenty Sided Dice Swiped From a MLB Showdown Starter Game:
LSU
Bucknell
UNC
Montana

Championship game = Bucknell over UNC

Who will be teh winnar?? Who gives a crap! Just get the damn tourney over with so I can watch some damn BASEBALL!!!

Steroids

LOL

Camp Leo^H^H^H Early Pitching Program

Oh yessss, sweet sweet nectar....

Sadly Punxhatawny Phil, erm Punksatawney... Phunksadelic... oh screw it. General Beauregard Lee saw his shadow meaning 6 more weeks of crappy ass basketball before games actually start showing up on TBS or Turner South or whatever FOX network they'll end up on this year.

Loathsome People

of 2005. Fifty of 'em in fact. not to be confused with this.

It's not that bad actually, I think we actually dropped a spot from last year.

Read Some Asimov

Like, now. At least read the comments you lazy bastard.

Dark Dungeons

Because any site that incorporates a MIDI of "Torgo's Theme" deserves a posting.

You Go Back, Jack, Do it again...

Since Palmer had a walrus flounce on his knee last week and the Bengals got bounced, here's some updated picks for this round of playoffs:

Divisional Games:

Redskins 13 Seahawks 30 (Seahawks -9.5)

Patriots 23 Broncos 20 (Pats +3)

Panthers 6 Bears 18 (Bears -3)

Steelers 7 Colts 33 (Indy -10)

/3-1 last week, w00tage!

What the hell is going on here?

Is this a Supreme Court nominee hearing or a 30's melodrama? Squabbling senators I can handle but ladies rushing from the chambers in tears is getting a tad ridiculous. At least she didn't swoon into Alito's arms or trip and twist her ankle while the skeery monster chased her out of the hearing. American culture values style over substance so I guess nominee's wives boo-hooing on cue to get the sympathy vote is par for the course.

I thankfully haven't watched any of this mess on TV, but there's plenty of blogs of every flavor tracking proceedings and detailing all the senators' rambling speeches and nominee's non-answers. Libtard moonbat demoncrat commie baby killer hippie Osama blowers can go here. Nazi neocon floor humping treasonous rights stealing inbred koolaid drinkers can go here. I'm not sure who should go here. It seems on first glance to be fairly even handed, but it's sponsored by a law firm so it's probably evil. Of course you could skip all this newfangled blogging and simply go straight to the horse's mouth.

Pearls Before Swine

In less than an hour, the Baseball Hall of Fame Class of 2006 (assuming there is one) will be announced. One thing is known for sure: the voters farked it up again. At least we'll get some worthy players inducted in February.

For anyone who cares, if a spare pearl were cast before this hog, I would fill out my ballot this way:

Bert Blyleven
Dave Concepcion
Andre Dawson
Goose Gossage
Tommy John
Jack Morris
Dale Murphy
Jim Rice
Bruce Sutter
Alan Trammell

(I'd cram Kaat, Santo and Maris on there as well if I could get away with it)

Looks like I'm screwed

It is now illegal to annoy someone over the internet.

"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."

Oh wait, no one reads this piece of shit blog! Resume annoyances...



Party of small government my arse!