Fine, so I only post when someone croaks, what's it to ya

RIP Jose Chung, Dirty Bubble, Horatio J. Hoodoo and my favorite _____ on the Match Game.

Charles and John Inman in the same year just isn't fair, goddamnit.

Joy

Hearing Cake doing a cover of War Pigs has brought a touch of joy to my black black heart.

RIP

Fark is dead.

Good thing I can head over to Digg.

So It Goes.

Listen.

Rented a tent, a tent, a tent
Rented a tent, a tent, a tent
Rented a tent
Rented a tent
Rented a rented a tent.

Make me young, Make me young, Make me young!

We do, doodley do, doodley do, doodley do,
What we must, muddily must, muddily must, muddily must;
Muddily do, muddily do, muddily do, muddily do,
Until we bust, bodily bust, bodily bust, bodily bust.

NOT EVEN
THE CREATOR
OF THE UNIVERSE
KNEW WHAT
THE MAN
WAS GOING TO SAY NEXT.
~*~
PERHAPS THE MAN
WAS A BETTER UNIVERSE
IN ITS INFANCY

R.I.P.

Kurt Vonnegut
1922-2007
He Tried.

Poo-tee-weet?

No Really, I Gave Up Posting For Lent

What? Easter was over weeks ago? Ummm...

It's not really a big loss since the most interesting thing I had to post the past two months was a Photoshop thread of Cynthia McKinney.

So there ya go.

Enjoy it.

Unless you're Cynthia, in which case you might want to skip over to another blog.

March Madness

Don't watch that, watch this!

But since it's a constitutional requirement to fill out a goddamn bracket I offer you not one, but three: one filled out using my uninterested mind, one filled out using the coin flip method (see previous post) and a third using 20-sided dice. Which will be most asccurate? Only the Shadow knows...

Final Four Using Only My Superior Intellect:
Texas
Gonzaga
UConn
Florida

Championship game = UConn over Texas

Final Four Using a VF 1982 United States Quarter, Denver Mint:
California
UCLA
Washington
Wisconsin

Championship game = UCLA over Wisconsin

Final Four Using 2 Twenty Sided Dice Swiped From a MLB Showdown Starter Game:
LSU
Bucknell
UNC
Montana

Championship game = Bucknell over UNC

Who will be teh winnar?? Who gives a crap! Just get the damn tourney over with so I can watch some damn BASEBALL!!!

Steroids

LOL

Camp Leo^H^H^H Early Pitching Program

Oh yessss, sweet sweet nectar....

Sadly Punxhatawny Phil, erm Punksatawney... Phunksadelic... oh screw it. General Beauregard Lee saw his shadow meaning 6 more weeks of crappy ass basketball before games actually start showing up on TBS or Turner South or whatever FOX network they'll end up on this year.

Loathsome People

of 2005. Fifty of 'em in fact. not to be confused with this.

It's not that bad actually, I think we actually dropped a spot from last year.

Read Some Asimov

Like, now. At least read the comments you lazy bastard.