Double Shot of Portishead

'cause I need a double shot right now.

Old Portishead



New Portishead

No Thanks

I've watched at least part of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade every single year since I was a little kid. The one time I miss the damn thing, this happens:



No words can express my deep level of disappointment.

Comics I Like - Part 3

Subnormality

Extremely wordy, highly cynical and the Sphinx disturbs me on a very deep level. So yeah, I love it.

Monty Python Gets It

Old and Busted: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

New Hotness: Give 'em a taste of that delicious fresh milk and they will buy the cow.

Monty Python's YouTube Channel

Do NOT click on this unless you have several days to waste

Zilch.

It's a dice game. Kind of like Cosmic Wimpout except without all the hippie crap. What is does have is awards. I have to win all the awards. I HAVE TO. Even the crappy ones, but I already have most of them. A warning though: Cautious cheats like a bitch. Two games in a row Caution ran up 6000+ point rolls to win. Bullshit, I say. BULLSHIT. That time I got an award for being beaten by over 1000 points to so it's all good.

Seriously don't click on this if you got stuff to do or you're totally fucked.

Billy Joel + FLCL

And why not?

HolyCrap

If, like me, heights make you a bit nervous, don't click on this. Ever.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Don Hertzfeldt - Rejected

I don't understand why these ads were rejected. I don't understand at all.



On a tangentially related note, one of the most frightening moments in my life was when I realized I had somehow ended up with Advertising as my major at the Henry W. Grady College of Journalism and Mass Communication. The phrase WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE was never more appropriate than at that very moment.

Some kind of special mustache?

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This shit gets funnier every time I watch it.

Stinky Wizzleteats - Happy Happy Joy Joy

Eminem - Mosh