Saturday, November 29, 2008

Double Shot of Portishead

'cause I need a double shot right now.

Old Portishead

New Portishead

Friday, November 28, 2008

No Thanks

I've watched at least part of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade every single year since I was a little kid. The one time I miss the damn thing, this happens:

No words can express my deep level of disappointment.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Comics I Like - Part 3


Extremely wordy, highly cynical and the Sphinx disturbs me on a very deep level. So yeah, I love it.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Monty Python Gets It

Old and Busted: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

New Hotness: Give 'em a taste of that delicious fresh milk and they will buy the cow.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Do NOT click on this unless you have several days to waste


It's a dice game. Kind of like Cosmic Wimpout except without all the hippie crap. What is does have is awards. I have to win all the awards. I HAVE TO. Even the crappy ones, but I already have most of them. A warning though: Cautious cheats like a bitch. Two games in a row Caution ran up 6000+ point rolls to win. Bullshit, I say. BULLSHIT. That time I got an award for being beaten by over 1000 points to so it's all good.

Seriously don't click on this if you got stuff to do or you're totally fucked.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Thursday, November 13, 2008


If, like me, heights make you a bit nervous, don't click on this. Ever.


Sunday, November 09, 2008

Don Hertzfeldt - Rejected

I don't understand why these ads were rejected. I don't understand at all.

On a tangentially related note, one of the most frightening moments in my life was when I realized I had somehow ended up with Advertising as my major at the Henry W. Grady College of Journalism and Mass Communication. The phrase WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE was never more appropriate than at that very moment.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Some kind of special mustache?

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This shit gets funnier every time I watch it.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Tuesday, November 04, 2008