This is why Hollywood wants SOPA

Because this is better than any of the crap they've put out in DECADES.

Votin' for Vermin

I still love Mr. Cain, but he ain't promising me no ponies.



(I really need to floss everyday anyway)

Why do I keep watching this

Yeah, I know. Because ponies. But it's Skrillex. How does a crotchety old music hipster justify enjoying Skrillex unironically?



OH GOD. I MUST ACTUALLY LIKE SKRILLEX.

CALL 911 NOW

Movin' to Iowa

And votin' for Bruce



(after I vote for Herman in the GA primary that is)

Damn... my resolution to avoid politics this year has really gone all to shit, hasn't it?

(via Techdirt)

VOTIN' FOR HERMAN

See? See? I'm not the only one who knows Herman's right for America! Vote for Herman!

Live Seatbelts

More than Cowboy Bebop.

Jesus was not a socialist

But Newt Gingrich is! Still votin' for Herman.



(so much for posting every day, eh?)

I hopped on that train

First sketch for Reddit Sketch Daily.



Here was my actual daily sketch page from 1/1/12.

As you can see I really need help. Transcription of my scribbles so you can get all the bad jokes:

(top left) Nekkid chick: Nude drawn with as few lines as possible because I'm still uncomfortable drawing nekkid chicks
(below) Dispproving Trixie: You're still a fookin perv
(top middle) Shocked youth:  ~gasp~ line art
(top right) Esteemed gentleman: Epic mustache always brings back respectability
(middle right) 1986 O-Pee-Chee Bob Clark: mmmmmm.... chaw.....
Bob's little buddy just to the left: Dude! Over here!
(bottom) Drinkie Pinkie: Too much party....

As you can see I really, really need help.

Blew it

I was gonna try to post something here every day this year but I goofed around and now it's 1am on the second.

Oh well, here's the song I would say is my favorite song of all time if I had a gun to my had and had to choose something or die painfully.



Also, while procrastinating I found Reddit's Sketch Daily. I may have to jump onto this train.