No, I don't care that Christmas was two days ago. This is too good to pass up and besides, this is one of the Mystery Days for all you know, smartypants.
Only the stout of heart and strong of will should click on Dominick The Italian Christmas Donkey.
If the atrocious animated gifs don't get ya, and you're not done in by the annoying Java scripts, the hideous Wav on a Loop will surely tip you over the brink of Madness.
(Thanks to Reader Greg for passing on this particular bit of awfulness. Good Jeeorb Greg!)