Friday, December 31, 2004

Just one more bit of Xmas Cheer and then I swear I'll go back to bitching about the government

There are good holiday songs, hideous holiday songs, and unintelligable holiday songs.

But it's quite rare when an avowed atheist writes thoughtful reviews of holiday songs.

Monday, December 27, 2004

More Xmas Cheer

No, I don't care that Christmas was two days ago. This is too good to pass up and besides, this is one of the Mystery Days for all you know, smartypants.

Only the stout of heart and strong of will should click on Dominick The Italian Christmas Donkey.

If the atrocious animated gifs don't get ya, and you're not done in by the annoying Java scripts, the hideous Wav on a Loop will surely tip you over the brink of Madness.

(Thanks to Reader Greg for passing on this particular bit of awfulness. Good Jeeorb Greg!)

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Laziness for Laziness' sake

It's late, I'm at work, I'm not getting out of here any time soon and I'm not in the mood to write anything pithy or snarky or whatever or to even make this post coherent. Instead, you get a bunch of random links. No cheating and looking at the url! Just clicky clicky with reckless abandon!!!!

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Monday, December 20, 2004

Five links I have no idea what to do with, but are too good to pass up

Submitted for your approval...

Every Frank Zappa reference EVAR in MST3k.

DeBeers ads that are even too cynical for MY taste.

German Toilets. Probably best you just skip this one...

Interactive Dali. Not necessarily stoned... but beautiful.

And finally, webcomics TOO AWFUL to actually be on the web.

Yet even more Xmas Cheer, now with 72% more Cheer

To make up for my more recent atrocious Xmas posts, I give you All the Beatles' Christmas Fan Club Records, lovingly rendered in MP3.

And you can't really blame me for the holiday misery I've been peddling, cynical Christmas mockery has been going on since at least 1927.

Friday, December 17, 2004

More Xmas Horror and Ennui

Since you'd never settle for the lesser Evil, why settle for the lesser Holiday song?

Have yourself a Very Scary Solstice instead!

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

I really shouldn't keep calling this stuff Xmas Cheer.

Xmas Tide perhaps? Ooops! No time for bad puns now because Ding! Fries are done!

Now with Sooper Funquey MP3 remix!

Oh, and if you ever wanted to see cartoon characters without their clothes on (or skin and tissue for that matter) then click here you sick little monkey and/or toon medical student.

More Ominous Signs...

that our society is in serious trouble. Evidence is mounting that our country is filling up with some seriously pissed off grannies.

Sunday, December 12, 2004

More Xmas Ch- well, actually this is pretty effing horrible

Only the British, and I mean ONLY the British could come up with something this dreadful for Christmas. Of course if you are a twisted bastard with an affinity for evil Xmas songs, especially of the "12 days" variety then this is a little slice of flash heaven.

I wouldn't click on this if you were at work, unless you work for Durex.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

More Xmas cheer

Courtesy of the SA Goons.

In other news, these guys are copying these guys and playing non stop Christmas music, mostly bad.

This guy is still the only one I've heard that is playing the good stuff.

Thankfully I haven't heard the Worst Christmas Song Ever yet. Know what it is? Here's a hint...