Saturday, February 19, 2005

Schroedinger's Season

Hey, NHL.

Shit or get off the pot.

Oh yeah, and all you idiots out there (you who you are (actually you don't, that's why you're idiots (aargh! nested parentheses!))), quit blaming the players for this mess. It's a LOCKOUT. As in, the owners lock the doors and the players stand outside in the cold. Now, when an impasse is eventually declared, the owners unilaterally roll back salaries to 1954 levels and the players go on strike, then feel free to blame the greedy greedy players all you want. As much as I (heart) Jon Stewart, he seriously pissed me off when he called this flustercluck a strike the other night on the Daily Show.

Dammit Jon, I expect my fake news to be accurate.

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