Free stuff to read

Found these at BoingBoing.

Issue #21 of Saga of the Swamp Thing in .pdf format courtesy Vertigo comix.

If comic books ain't your thing, here's a book by Robert Shea, Shike.

State of the Union Drinking Game

Step one: acquire five gallons of moonshine *

Step two: turn off the TV, radio, internet, anything that could possibly cause you to hear that drooling idiot babble on about crap tonight **

Step three: Drink all the moonshine as quickly as possible

Step four: embrace the sweet bliss of the grave as your internal organs shut down

Final step: expire in happiness with the knowledge that you don't have to hear anymore of this political horseshit ever again

* do not actually do any of these things.

** actually, this one's ok, just don't do the other ones.

The Ramones - Pinhead

GabbaGabbaWeAcceptYouWeAcceptYouOneOfUsOneOfUs

This is terrible

but it makes me laugh.

This is Madness

I don't know who did this, or why they did this but it's funny as shit. There's only been about 7.5 million views of this thing before I stumbled upon it, so I'm really at the cutting edge here.

Calvin Harris - Acceptable in the 80's

The song is addictive enough, but the video is so freaking weird that I couldn't resist posting it. For added fun, play his song Vegas at the same time.



Disco Heat and Neon Rocks are much better songs though.

Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock

Happy Birthday to the King!

Important stuff

This site is the only one you need until November something or other. Really, it's a damn good site.

www.electoral-vote.com

Go ahead, click it. It's good stuff.

MC Chris - White Kids Love Hip Hop

As Master Shake would say, MC Chris is the shizznite. If the video doesn't melt your mind, the YouTube comments certainly will.

What the hell is happening to the comic pages

This will probably be explained here, but I just couldn't let this Garfield panel from 1/06/08 pass.


Is Garfield really kissing Jon's ass???

Kids With Codenames - Little Brown Betty

This is in heavy rotation at Album 88 and it has lodged itself in my brain. You can hear a non-live version at their Myspace page. Point Eleven is even better than this, but some chick is screaming her head off on the live performance.

Jurassic 5 - What's Golden

I heard a snippet of this song on Album 88's Hush Hush and had to hear the whole thing. It's always good to hear the verbal Herman Munster, the word enhancer.

Spike Jones - Clink, Clink, Another Drink

The holiday season has driven me to the bottle... I need a vacation from all this vacation.

Camper Van Beethoven - Ambiguity Song

Happy New Year. I can't think of a better song to celebrate this coming year than this one.



If the coming year is merely half as awesome as this song, we've all got nothing to worry about.