Monday, January 28, 2008

State of the Union Drinking Game

Step one: acquire five gallons of moonshine *

Step two: turn off the TV, radio, internet, anything that could possibly cause you to hear that drooling idiot babble on about crap tonight **

Step three: Drink all the moonshine as quickly as possible

Step four: embrace the sweet bliss of the grave as your internal organs shut down

Final step: expire in happiness with the knowledge that you don't have to hear anymore of this political horseshit ever again

* do not actually do any of these things.

** actually, this one's ok, just don't do the other ones.

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