I'm not going to say whose birthday it is, because then nefarious folks will use that information to commit horrible acts of identity theft which would be financially, legally, emotionally and sexually ruinous.
Why yes, I'm paranoid. Why do you ask?
Anyway, Happy Birthday to $FRIEND. Have a good one! BUT BE CAREFUL OUT THERE FOR BOB'S SAKE
Oh, and have a good friday. Ha! I kill me.