Friday, February 20, 2009

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Maybe the best thing ever

This is funny enough, but when he pulled out the "May the farts be with you" line in the description I nearly lost it.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

The Greatest Valentines Day Comic Ever

Yes, I am strange. It's still funny, dammit.

Songs I Love

This is a list of songs I love. Not just like, I mean I want to marry these songs and bear them many children. Or at least get them for my MP3 player. This is a work in process and will probably never quite be finished. I'm adding them a few at a time as the mood strikes me. The songs I add tomorrow may be very different from the ones you see here today.

B52's - Planet Claire
B52's - Rock Lobster

Blur - Boys & Girls
Blur - Song 2

Camper Van Beethoven - Devil Song (I'll never ever find this online)
Camper Van Beethoven - Take the Skinheads Bowling
Camper Van Beethoven - Where the Hell Is Bill

Daft Punk - Around the World

Dead Kennedys - California Uber Alles (WTF?)

Dead Milkmen - Big Lizard in my Back Yard (Apparently the record label has been yanking Milkmen songs on Youtube right and left- bastards)
Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl
Dead Milkmen - Stuart

Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80's
Calvin Harris - Neon Rocks

Kraftwerk - Die Roboter (The Robots)
Kraftwerk - Trans Europe Express

Motorhead - Ace of Spades

Orbital - Halcyon (+On +On) (+On)

The Pixies - Ana
The Pixies - Debaser
The Pixies - Gigantic
The Pixies - Is She Weird (I can't find my favorite version online and it's driving me nuts)
The Pixies - La La Love You
The Pixies - Motorway to Roswell
The Pixies - Subbacultcha
The Pixies - Wave of Mutalation
The Pixies - Where is My Mind
Ok, I love everything Pixies except for this overplayed crap although this is actually a pretty good version... Aw fuck it I love everything Pixies

Sex Pistols - God Save the Queen (Atlanta version!) (Motorhead version!)

They Might Be Giants - Ana Ng (Dial-A-Song version!)
They Might Be Giants - Dead
They Might Be Giants - Fingertips
They Might Be Giants - Four of Two Dial-A-Song Version

Frank Zappa - Willie the Pimp

Monday, February 09, 2009

Today, I reloaded this page 14 times

and every damn time I laughed harder. FML.

Sunday, February 08, 2009


Reading 4chan archive threads until you laugh so hard you puke is way better for depression than Prozac or Zoloft.

Top 3:



and the one that almost made me black out