Happy college memories

ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long



I first heard this song in college and I liked it so much I bought the tape. (yes cassette tape, I is an old bastard) I was mixed up in a junior conservative recruitment scam disguised as a campus Christian group at the time. One of the girls who attended the cult meetings devotionals noticed the tape one day and asked "Ministry? Oh, is that a Christian group?" I thought about it and told her that they did indeed sing songs about Jesus. One of my cleverer friends who caught on to the brainwashing before everyone else laughed his ass off. We never got to date any of the future Stepford Wives in the group. We did start ditching meetings to watch the Simpsons on one of the UHF channels. Everything turned out just fine.