Anybody wanna buy a kidney?

Maybe I should just pick up  Not Available instead...

LOLGRAMMYS

Blue

CSNY - Ohio

10:32 - Blue Little

Ghostly International is the best, y'all

24 Effects - The Day The Diary Closed

This song popped up randomly in my playlist right as I turned 40.



such a wonderful omen for that blessed day... :\

The Cramps - Bikini Girls With Machine Guns

It's October, time for some Cramps.

10

Cosmic Baby - Oh Supergirl

What's the bloody point in disabling embedding?

Fuck it, Laurie Anderson remix.

Supermode - Tell Me Why

I like Bronski Beat... I like house music... no brainer right here.



via @SilvaHound

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquado­loop

The Joy of Funk



via @StaleGum

Aphex Twin - Ptolemy

I believe this is what is known as, in the parlance of our times, a 'choon'.

Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood

As good a night as any to post my favorite Gorillaz song...

HEY SEXY LADY

Best song of 2012. And 2013. Fuck it. Song of the century. Just stop making music at this point.



Korean David Brent can do no wrong in my eyes.

Hot Chip - I Feel Better

i have no fucking clue



seriously, none whatsoever

Messiah - Temple Of Dreams

Who loves you



And who do you love?

Orbital - Remind

I've been listening to Orbital for about four hours now when I realized that I hadn't posted anything here in a while.



So here ya go.

Animal Collective - Today's Supernatural

So many albums releasing this year that I'm geeked up about...



A bit late, but you can go to their radio station on Sunday nights to hear much weirdness.

Squarepusher - Theme from Ernest Borgnine

RIP Mermaid Man.

Smells like Teen Spirit the way it was meant to be played

I NEED THIS ON VINYL!!!! ALL MY MONEY!!! TAKE IT!!!!!!!!



(I am kinda broke right now though)

Emergency Broadcast Network - We Will Rock You

He's still constitutionally eligible for one more term, can George H. W. Bush be drafted for the Republican nomination?



Or Democratic nomination will be fine too... might be interesting to see all the SuperPACs revved up to smear 41...

Viva Voce - The Future Will Destroy You

When I first heard the song, I thought it was a cover of Where Is My Mind.



Then I saw this video, and I really don't know where it is now...

Sukh Knight - Diesel Not Petrol

Hold tight, Assistant Attourney General...



I see ya, brov.

I want to see The Great Gatsby now

Actually, no, I just want to watch more ponies.

Budgie - Breadfan

How have I never heard of Budgie before? It's like someone put Sabbath and Rush in a blender.

Benny Benassi - Satisfaction

OH GOD I LOVE POWER TOOLS SO MUCH



(this blog's mission statement has officially become "Troll Josh") 

Donna Summer - I Feel Love

I can't be as obsessed with House music as I am right now and not post the mother of it all today.



She worked hard for the money.

Burp

Too much fast food...



Why can't I stop eating listening....

Happy Mothers Day!

Wait, that song wasn't happy at all! :((

Because I know Josh is reading

Here's Monty Pony and The Pony Grail.





(the capital of Assyria is Nineveh btw)

Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

I've had a terrible weekend so I'm posting my favorite Michael Jackson song.



And if you don't like it, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Don Rimini - All About

It's all about color, it's all about joy...



(yet another song ponies led me to...)

Test House - Love Is Not Enough Extended Mix

Found over at DeadJournalist.com, liked, thought I'd share. Enjoy.

Eric Cartman - Poker Face

Took me about ten listens to realize just how awkward these lyrics are with Cartman singing them.

Shock One - Polygon [Ft. Reija]

Can't hear this song without thinking Pinkie Pie. Thanks Shiropoint!

Men at Work - Overkill

Ghosts appear and fade away...

Crookers - Dr. Gonzo Anthem

I need a rising sound

The Shaggs - Things I Wonder

The blog has taken a weird turn of late so might as well go all the way

Continuing the strange

Two of my favorite things - Calvin Harris and Pony House artist Archie V. (now signed with a label without the V.) squished up together in an unholy blasphemy of goodness.



Srsly, last year at this time I was listening to nothing but Radiohead and depressing indie shit, wtf happened to me

what is this i don't even

trololololololaaadywhooooooo



Forget the yodeling, that man can shore shake his groove thang.

Weebl's Stuff - Amazing Horse Trance Remix

Shut up woman, get on my horse

The Future Sound of London - Yage

Anyone else out there really enjoy this stuff sober?



Just me, then?

Yo Momma's on Crack Rock

She is, you know....



not my momma...

Black Moth Super Rainbow - Bugs

There's a Yo Gabba Gabba trading card set out now. Seriously.

Kraftwerk - Electric Cafe

Why did it take me so long to realize this was the Sprockets song?

The exact moment Rap became an art form

HUNKER DOWN YOU HAIRY DAWGS!!!!!



From the excellent truly awful Everything is Terrible, via @stalegum

Fake Blood - Mars

warning: flashy video



mooooooo fake blood MARS

Avicii - Levels

After hearing about 8 brazillion remixes of Levels in the past 6 months, I just heard this song on a Buick commercial. wtf



Of course that led me to watch the video with is pretty damn hilarious so everything worked out in the end.

Deadmau5 - Maths

Been listening to this on repeat today, may as well post it.



4x4=12 for certain values of 4.

The Specials - A Message to You, Rudy

Some Sunday Specials to clear out the cobwebs from Saturday Night.



Wait, why is my couch green... and why is there Britney Spears on my blog... the hell was I up to last night?!?

This is what happens when I blog at 3 in the morning

I post stuff like this. And full disclosure, I only post stuff I like.



So I actually like this. So along with Skrillex, I like Britney Spears. Officially.

Dear God, what have I become. I blame these guys. Officially.

Happy Pi Day

I didn't know these guys had an album!

Radiohead - Nice Dream

Here's the acoustic version of my favorite song off The Bends.



Other than Creep, I didn't pay much attention to Radiohead until OK Computer so this album is still pretty fresh to my ears.

Makoto - Jupiter's Field

>title: jupiter's field
>pic: the rings of saturn
>mfw














(i can't help it i am a nerd)

Tycho - Daydream

I just discovered Tycho tonight (or more accurately about a week and a half ago when I queued up this post) and I must say I kinda like 'em.



And seriously, anything even tangentially associated with Tycho Brahe is way cool.

Beirut - The Shrew

My favorite Beirut tune combined with some pretty cool paintings.

Aphex Twin - We Are The Music Makers

We are the dreamers of dreams.....

The Orb - Little Fluffy Clouds

I got this track on a compilation CD somewhere... I seem to remember the rest of the CD was not this good.



There's some story behind the chick talking about little fluffy clouds but I can't remember it and I have a vague feeling it was a sad story so I'm not gonna looking for it and harsh my chill. If you want to know go forth and Google, my son.

New Fake Blood Mix

Basically posting this to remind myself to show it to a buddy once he gets back in town.



And because I have 42 tabs open in chrome and my laptop will likely catch fire if I don't close some of them.

The Bloody Beetroots ft. Steve Aoki - WARP

Holy crap! Spidermens! Spidermens on keyboards!



Yell at the spidermens Steve Aoki! YELL AT THEM WITH FIRE

(1-2-whoop-whoop)
((sorry political commercials 24-7 got me crazy today))
(((oh yeah, it's super tuesday go vote dumbass)))

Global Communication - 14:31

Ok, back to the bleep bloop. Or should I say tick tock...



(howcome it took me almost 20 years to find all this awesome ambient music from the '90s? I could have used it back then)

Duke Ellington and John Coltrane - In a Sentimental Mood

I've posted a lot of newfangled 'lectronic bleep bloop and guitar weedle weedle waaaaah bullcrap on this blog but ain't none of it will ever be as good as Duke and Trane.



Ok, maybe Bach was as good. MAYBE

Pony Party Mix

Goddamn I love this stuff....



This time last year I was listening almost exclusively to Radiohead. Specifically the really depressing songs. I have no idea what the hell happened to me.

(wait, yes I do, PONIES HAPPENED)

Smashing Pumpkins - Soma

Siamese Dream is one of the best albums I've ever heard and this is probably the best track on the disc.



Huxley FTW

Jimi Hendrix - The Wind Cries Mary

I think this song singlehandedly got me through tenth grade.

House of Pain - Jump Around

Couldn't resist on Leap Day.

Starfucker - Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

Yah, I know it's from a Target commercial or something.



That was a fucking AWESOME commercial

Justice - On'nOn

Ok, this might be the best video of the year and it ain't even March. Warning - some of the women in this video are wearing no clothes. Some of the women are wearing even less than that.



Also: Epic mustache, fractal faces, exploding diamonds, more skulls than the catacombs of Paris, and Stanley Kubrick spinning in his grave.

Makoto - Human Nature

You got Drum & Bass in my Michael Jackson!

You got Michael Jackson in my Drum & Bass!



mmmmmmmmm DB and Smelly Jelly... two great sounds that sound great together!

The Future Sound of London - We Have Explosive

boom

LTJ Bukem and MC Conrad

D&B&D&B&D&B&D&B&D&B&D&B&D&B&D&B&D&B&D&B&D&B&D&B&D&B



D.

and B.

Bach - Sinfonia from Cantata 29

How the hell did I go from EDM Cheesecake to Bach?!?



Easy. I wanted to post Wendy Carlos' version from Switched On Bach because it is one of my favorite classical recordings of all time. Unfortunately it has been scrubbed completely from teh interwebs.

Well, not scrubbed completely... you can illegally download it all the live long day on over 9000 sites, you just can't listen to it any other way online. Shame, that. It's a really good track. Oh well, big-ass pipe organs are cool too.

Fine, I only click on these videos for the pictures

I really do like the music though...



It's a shame because this is perfect work music for me, but no way in hell am I having this in my work internet history...

LA Style - James Brown is Dead

Didn't have the 45 of this song. I had the cassette single with 4 different remixes and some samples. Yes, I'm old.



I'd listen to this sucker on a loop on my entire 1 hour commute some nights. I'm not too happy to be living in a world where the song title is now accurate though.

M.A.R.R.S - Pump Up The Volume

I have the 45 of this song down in the basement somewhere.



I played the shit out of that 45 on my stereo when I was in high school. I will always associate this song with an old Artis Gilmore poster I had hanging up in my room. Funny how the mind works.

I shouldn't have posted this

Too late now.



Oddly enough this was posted as a response to this? At least it was when I clicked on it. even weirder is I like both videos.

via Metafilter who deleted the post in like, five minutes

BT - Dreaming

mmmmmm trance



i'm procrastinating almost everything right now so must post moosic to the blog noone ever reads

This just keeps getting better every time I watch it

i dont know what to type here

via, then

SRSLY

SRSLY GUISE

Do I prove I'm not a robot by not knowing what that says??

I got the second word so I guess I'm half robot? CYBORG FTW

Frank Zappa - King Kong

I sure do love my Mothers.



(via)

No more sad

This song always makes me happy. The video is pretty amazing too.



Kitties!

Depressed

Ok, so my favorite band ever is Cracker/Camper Van Beethoven. It's the band I really latched onto in college in Athens and they have been my favorite ever since. The best concert I ever saw was Cracker at the 40 Watt during the Golden Age tour. To this day, if anyone asks I say Low is my favorite song. And it really is.

So I was derping around the interwebs tonight and found out David Lowrey has a solo album. Not only that I can buy the album through his website for 13 bucks. Including shipping! Including an MP3 download. AUTOGRAPHED! Holy shit! Autographed CD from the lead singer of my favorite band!

Not only that, he teaches a class at the University of Georgia! My Alma Mater! How fucking cool is that! Damn I want to buy this CD now. Lemme listen to one of the songs first. Yeah, it's probably just like Camper/Cracker, but I'd like to at least hear it first before buying it. So I click on the YouTube video for Raise 'Em Up On Honey that is embedded on David's Website.

Huh? David's song... on David's website... Where he's trying to sell his music... And I actually WANT to buy it from him because I want to support him (and get an autograph)... and I can't even listen to it. Whaa? It doesn't help that David is apparently virulently anti-file sharing and seems to believe that anyone who downloads music is a schmuck who just wants to steal from artists. Well David, unfortunately the only way I seem to be able to listen to your music before I buy it other than hearing short clips on Amazon is to download the goddamn thing because your own record label has blocked me from hearing it on your own website. Music that you supposedly put up on YouTube yourself.

After clicking around for a while I found a couple of videos on his website that I could actually watch. And they're awesome. Like this one.


Even so, after reading all this stuff tonight written by my favorite singer, I can't help but feel like a goddamn criminal just for wanting to listen to his music. Even though I have already bought just about every single Cracker and Camper Van Beethoven album. Even though I have bought tickets to three of his shows and actually stuck around for the encore at the 40 Watt at The Golden Age tour show after all those assholes who were acting like fools and making racket during Dixie Babylon left. Even though I've wanted his  autograph for decades and it's sitting right there in front of me and all I have to do is whip out the credit card (and at 4:30 in the morning while I'm writing this, believe me I'm more than drunk enough and willing enough to do it even though my wife will give me the skunk eye when the credit card bill comes) and buy a fucking CD for less than I could buy it at most retail outlets. Even though I want to support this guy, all I feel right now is that David Lowrey and his record feels that I'm a scumbag for expecting to listen to one of the songs on the album I want to buy before I buy it.

Sorry, but with all this SOPA/PIPA/ACTA/PCIPA horseshit floating around right now, I can't in good conscience support an organization that wants to destroy the internet. Especially one that only views me, an actual paying customer, as a fucking criminal. UMG's blocking of that YouTube video literally cost David Lowrey an album sale tonight. And David, if you somehow end up seeing this post on this bullshit little blog of mine somehow, let me just say I still love your stuff. And in full disclosure, while most of the Cracker/Camper CDs I have I bought new, there were a couple I bought from a used CD store because they were out of print and I couldn't find them anywhere else when I bought 'em. And since you don't see a dime from those sales, well, it's just the same as piracy, right? I pretty much stole your music, right? So, David, leave a comment or e-mail me of you happen to see this and I'll send you ten bucks for those two CDs since I'm apparently a fucking goddamn music thief just because I'm one of your fans. Because I'm sure as hell not buying your solo album now.

And that makes me sad.

This is why Hollywood wants SOPA

Because this is better than any of the crap they've put out in DECADES.

Votin' for Vermin

I still love Mr. Cain, but he ain't promising me no ponies.



(I really need to floss everyday anyway)

Why do I keep watching this

Yeah, I know. Because ponies. But it's Skrillex. How does a crotchety old music hipster justify enjoying Skrillex unironically?



OH GOD. I MUST ACTUALLY LIKE SKRILLEX.

CALL 911 NOW

Movin' to Iowa

And votin' for Bruce



(after I vote for Herman in the GA primary that is)

Damn... my resolution to avoid politics this year has really gone all to shit, hasn't it?

(via Techdirt)

VOTIN' FOR HERMAN

See? See? I'm not the only one who knows Herman's right for America! Vote for Herman!

Live Seatbelts

More than Cowboy Bebop.

Jesus was not a socialist

But Newt Gingrich is! Still votin' for Herman.



(so much for posting every day, eh?)

I hopped on that train

First sketch for Reddit Sketch Daily.



Here was my actual daily sketch page from 1/1/12.

As you can see I really need help. Transcription of my scribbles so you can get all the bad jokes:

(top left) Nekkid chick: Nude drawn with as few lines as possible because I'm still uncomfortable drawing nekkid chicks
(below) Dispproving Trixie: You're still a fookin perv
(top middle) Shocked youth:  ~gasp~ line art
(top right) Esteemed gentleman: Epic mustache always brings back respectability
(middle right) 1986 O-Pee-Chee Bob Clark: mmmmmm.... chaw.....
Bob's little buddy just to the left: Dude! Over here!
(bottom) Drinkie Pinkie: Too much party....

As you can see I really, really need help.

Blew it

I was gonna try to post something here every day this year but I goofed around and now it's 1am on the second.

Oh well, here's the song I would say is my favorite song of all time if I had a gun to my had and had to choose something or die painfully.



Also, while procrastinating I found Reddit's Sketch Daily. I may have to jump onto this train.