Let's all down a bottle of cut-rate gin/sterno to the sincere hope that 2005 sucks even the tiniest bit less than goddamn 2004.
(glug glug glug)
Aaaah, don' give me that look, even Dave Barry agrees that last year was a total fucking disaster and he's a wacky syndicated columnist that usually writes lame ass articles about toilets.
(glug glug glug)
sho, less all slatute, saloot, sel- toasht the new year by flushing the giant steaming log of 2004 right down...
(flush)
...
(flush flush flush)
...
(flood)
@#%^&@$!!!
(glug glug glug)
FAPPY YOU NEAR!!!!!
(barf)
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