My faith in Humanity is temporarily restored.

Even the most cynical gripe ass has to admit that there was a rare convergence of heartwarming new stories today, including...

Ashlee Simpson getting her no-talent ass booed at the Orange Bowl last night.

Jon Stewart 1: Tucker Carlson 0.

John Linder gets the shaft. (ya damn right)

Red States get the Wrath O' God (tm) this week.

And finally, Palestinians tell Richard Gere to go pound sand with one of the most beautiful quotes of the year:

"We don't need the Americans' intervention. We know who to elect. Not like them -- they elected a moron."

Nothing can get me down now! oh fark not again....

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Never mind that, just go look at some kitties.