CREATE A LIST OF BEATLES SONGS FROM WORST TO BEST:
Step 1: Write the name of every Beatles song on its own 3 by 5 index card.
Step 2: Shuffle all the cards.
Step 3: Throw all the cards off the observatory deck of the Empire State Building.
Step 4: Search the streets of Manhattan for the cards.
Step 5: Rank the songs in the order you find the cards. The first song you find is teh suxxorz. The last card you find is the best song ever.
There you have it! Instant Beatle Song Ranking System™!
And no matter what happens, it's still better than this shitty list!